

| Okay, I have a perfect example of instant karma for you. I had this cool hemp necklace that my girlfriend made me, it had a braided black strip then a regular hemp colored knotted band around it. I wore this necklace pretty much every day. Then I went to get sushi with my aunt Amy one day. The restaurant didn't open until 6 so we decided to go in to this weird bead store next door. She pointed out this really weird male figurine that I wanted. It cost 20 cents, but I only had a $20 so I just decided to take it, Yes I stole a figurine from a bead store. We went and got sushi, then later that night I attached it to my necklace. The next day as soon as I went outside the clasp on it messed up and I lost the necklace. Accursed universe, teaching me a valuable lesson... |

| ...A rendering of my lost necklace... |
