| Do you remember when the lake was there? But an incident arose from circumstance. One thing led to another, we were mad And we would scream together while you burned... |
Since the dawn of time, or at least since its discovery man has yearned to destroy
The Great Salt Lake, or as it is called here at the page "the Great Satin." No you read
correctly, satin... plain...ordinary...satin. BUT GREAT AND SATINIC. Yes, that will do
The Great Salt Lake, or as it is called here at the page "the Great Satin." No you read
correctly, satin... plain...ordinary...satin. BUT GREAT AND SATINIC. Yes, that will do
worthless entity, who will now be referred to as the regular worthless entity DocJ. They both took flight after the
near mishap, with one can filled completely to the brim and with a partial, half-leaky can filled slightly, only
slightly. But another tragedy quickly arose, they didn't know how to get there. So they sought wisdom from the
blonde long haired sage (unfortunately not pictured), at the great and
near mishap, with one can filled completely to the brim and with a partial, half-leaky can filled slightly, only
slightly. But another tragedy quickly arose, they didn't know how to get there. So they sought wisdom from the
blonde long haired sage (unfortunately not pictured), at the great and
A vigil was held in honor of those that the lake had previously taken. Their attempts would not be allowed to be in vain, the
lake would be met that day, and in the wake of the battle its blood would be spilled, and all those who had been slain in the
name of a valiant cause would be avenged and thusly laid to rest.
As the battle drew near both knights donned the appropriate battle attire and drew their weapons near. Then with one final
gaze across into the beast they set forth. Not noticing the jumping of the shark that was taking place off in the distance.
lake would be met that day, and in the wake of the battle its blood would be spilled, and all those who had been slain in the
name of a valiant cause would be avenged and thusly laid to rest.
As the battle drew near both knights donned the appropriate battle attire and drew their weapons near. Then with one final
gaze across into the beast they set forth. Not noticing the jumping of the shark that was taking place off in the distance.
| The battle came fast and hard, and so accordingly the narrative will from this point on. No more dallying back and forth on points, contentions, or explanations. Especially not explanations, such as how they had gotten there or what color the sky was on the day that the lake was to die. For such trivialities will not be remembered in the annals of history, but only those who died and the causes that they fought for; and in times such as these we would do best to remember that. For a battle won without sacrifice is truly not a victory because the lessons learned and hardships faced are what make that slight win in a skirmish into the unforgettable tale of grandeur and honor that will be remembered throughout the ages. So they fought... |
| And there was a firefight... |
| Within moments the lake was ablaze. The black smoke drifting upward taking the tortured memories that had come before these two knights with it. |
| The battle raged. and their weapons seemed to fail, but as all hope of victory began to flee with the ever thinning smoke a miracle happened, and the lake began to weaken, shrinking in size. |
| The battle ended as quickly as it had begun, and even though their armor was tattered and melted they erected a monument to all those who dared dream of the day that had come, when man would triumph over nature and set the world ablaze. |
nicely. But let me digress, back to the story that hasn't started yet, really. As you concordantly ipso facto, are aware of.
The day had begun rather nicely with the hero of story, Vino, starting the day off by purchasing photo paper, or to you peons the
magic happy picture thingies. When all of a sudden in a great flash, the worthless worthless entity, DocJ, that is until later in our
story when he becomes only regular worthless, but more on that later, met with our hero. They did some boring photography things,
which of course are boring, so we won't mention them again. Until now, they're boring. But at the great juncture where it was
decided that photography, yes the boring stuff, would be forgotten for quite some time, a question arose. And that question was
what would be done until the great finishing of the great juncture of the boring photography had come... or something like that.
But in a flash, again, but not as great as before, our hero, Vino, decided that they must venture to the Great SATAN, ur.. umm..
Satin that is. And the sidekick said "WHY go to the lake?" And rather than saying "Because you are my sidekick," he decided to
shout in a rage "Because man has yearned to destroy said lake, since its discovery!" So they were off.
First off to the Chevron where the picture above was taken. Everything was looking good, with the purchase of the tools necessary
for destroying "The Great Satin," but after payment was taken care of a horrible tragedy was discovered. The container was leaky.
So a new one was quickly bought by the afore mentioned worthless
The day had begun rather nicely with the hero of story, Vino, starting the day off by purchasing photo paper, or to you peons the
magic happy picture thingies. When all of a sudden in a great flash, the worthless worthless entity, DocJ, that is until later in our
story when he becomes only regular worthless, but more on that later, met with our hero. They did some boring photography things,
which of course are boring, so we won't mention them again. Until now, they're boring. But at the great juncture where it was
decided that photography, yes the boring stuff, would be forgotten for quite some time, a question arose. And that question was
what would be done until the great finishing of the great juncture of the boring photography had come... or something like that.
But in a flash, again, but not as great as before, our hero, Vino, decided that they must venture to the Great SATAN, ur.. umm..
Satin that is. And the sidekick said "WHY go to the lake?" And rather than saying "Because you are my sidekick," he decided to
shout in a rage "Because man has yearned to destroy said lake, since its discovery!" So they were off.
First off to the Chevron where the picture above was taken. Everything was looking good, with the purchase of the tools necessary
for destroying "The Great Satin," but after payment was taken care of a horrible tragedy was discovered. The container was leaky.
So a new one was quickly bought by the afore mentioned worthless
noble shop, "The Sev." After the information
was gathered, the facilities used, and
libations purchased they were off once again.
Only to be foiled, ONCE AGAIN. But this time,
by their own ineptitude. DocJ realized that he
didn't have the tool necessary for lighting the
was gathered, the facilities used, and
libations purchased they were off once again.
Only to be foiled, ONCE AGAIN. But this time,
by their own ineptitude. DocJ realized that he
didn't have the tool necessary for lighting the
lake ablaze. So they stopped, ONCE AGAIN AGAIN. This time to buy a lighter, the color
chosen was the sole blue one. After a quick exchange with the shopkeep they were off,
ONCE AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN... my god isn't that superfluous and unnecessary. Just like the
superfluous, or perhaps the unnecessary.
Anyway, eventually, they reached the village of Saltair, it had been abandoned as
chosen was the sole blue one. After a quick exchange with the shopkeep they were off,
ONCE AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN... my god isn't that superfluous and unnecessary. Just like the
superfluous, or perhaps the unnecessary.
Anyway, eventually, they reached the village of Saltair, it had been abandoned as
the lake was far too close for anyone to enjoy the Saltairness of it. They then progressed to the even greater village of MARINA,
this one actually served a purpose so it wasn't so hastily abandoned. Only slightly. They realized the risk of casualty was far too
great at the location they had originally envisioned. A back road was found that led them deep into the heart of the beast, along
tracks of train, and the state of inter. They eventually found signs of other humans who had obviously attempted to slay the beast.
But had died in their attempts.
this one actually served a purpose so it wasn't so hastily abandoned. Only slightly. They realized the risk of casualty was far too
great at the location they had originally envisioned. A back road was found that led them deep into the heart of the beast, along
tracks of train, and the state of inter. They eventually found signs of other humans who had obviously attempted to slay the beast.
But had died in their attempts.
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