

| GEEZ indeed.... And take care of it I will. I'll take care of it so well you'll have to ask yourself, WOW, how well can one person take care of something like this? And then be amazed by taken cared-of-ness of said thing that needs to be taken care of.... yeah, i had to read this two or three times also.... so yeah, i guess i will now be updating this so called "CAVE" of mine from time to time. NOW prepare yourself for the most kickin' ass cave you'll ever see, except for maybe Carlsbad Caverns.... I hear that place is pretty kickin' ass. |
| ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, SOME POEMS RHYME, THIS ONE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU BITCH.!! |
| "I Like What You've Done With The Place" by 'Cornered By Zombies' |
| "Stephen Hawking vs. the Train" by 'October Asphyxiation' |
| Come on... I don't look like a girl. |
| Tired of repeatedly being attacked by Vampires? I know I was. So I turned my luck around and finally got that place on Belmont Ave. I'd been thinking about it for months and let me tell you what, it was the best decision i've ever made. So if you're ready for a change from being food for the damned, then get yourself a place on Saintly Belmont Ave. It changed my life. Now if I could only do something about those damn pirates. A paid advertisement for P.A.B.A.S.C.V.O.A.V. (people against being a sex crime victim of a vampire) |

