THIS IS JAY'S I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WILL BE PUTTING HERE. DON'T ASK. LET HIM TAKE CARE OF IT. GEEZ.

GEEZ indeed....  And take care of it I will. I'll take care of it so well you'll have to ask yourself, WOW, how well can one person take care of something like this? And then be amazed by taken cared-of-ness of said thing that needs to be taken care of....  yeah, i had to read this two or three times also....  so yeah, i guess i will now be updating this so called "CAVE" of mine from time to time. NOW prepare yourself for the most kickin' ass cave you'll ever see, except for maybe Carlsbad Caverns.... I hear that place is pretty kickin' ass.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, SOME POEMS RHYME, THIS ONE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU BITCH.!!

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"I Like What You've Done With The Place" by 'Cornered By Zombies'

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COMMENTS... I didn't realize that so many people slept with headphones - or that going to Nebraska was an adventure. Posted by: Joel 14 Mar, 2005 @ 9:35 am First page, top right..........Male or Female? Posted by: johnweeks 14 Mar, 2005 @ 7:27 pm Male Posted by: jizzoolizzy 14 Mar, 2005 @ 10:02 pm Mmmm... voyueristic... slightly creepy, but humorous all same. Posted by: gudolph 15 Mar, 2005 @ 12:15 am It is creepy! I felt like I was intruding. Posted by: carmen 15 Mar, 2005 @ 8:19 am I don't like that! How disturbing, though I'm not sure why. Posted by: An orange 15 Mar, 2005 @ 10:42 am

Come on... I don't look like a girl.

Tired of repeatedly being attacked by Vampires? I know I was. So I turned my luck around and finally got that place on Belmont Ave. I'd been thinking about it for months and let me tell you what, it was the best decision i've ever made. So if you're ready for a change from being food for the damned, then get yourself a place on Saintly Belmont Ave. It changed my life. Now if I could only do something about those damn pirates. A paid advertisement for P.A.B.A.S.C.V.O.A.V. (people against being a sex crime victim of a vampire)