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| Birdie the doom bird bird thing is awesome incarnate. Birdie fears no one and nothing. BIrdie will fuck your shit up and impregnate your mom and sister at the same time. Birdie lives as few men dare to dream. Birdie is a trillionaire and doesn't give a fuck about you! Birdie smokes, drinks, litters, goes to the bathroom outside, and donates money to charities. Birdie is a bad ass with a heart of gold. Birdie doesn't take shit. Birdie will buy and sell your ass.!! Birdie fights vampires and zombies simultaneously! Birdie has a PHD in bad ass and a masters in kicking ass and taking names! Birdie comprehends theoretical physics, metaphysics and interplanetarydiscombuphysics. Don't understand what that is, neither do we. But Birdie does. He'll fuck your shit up. He knows the cure for cancer but hates people with it. So sit back and enjoy the page of the world's richest most awesme trillionaire playboy. Tweet tweet bitches.... |