mean come on, just read it, and you should get it. If you don't I pity you, more than I pity
cheese. Oh, and it is 4:36 AM. That might explain it, but probably not. Sadly.
Reviewed:
01/09/05
about... you still want someone, okay... how about PJ. PJ is cheese. A fat gnarly lump of stinky cheese.
to the ancient Spartans... Queso... with cheese. Everyone loves cheese. Except you, fuck off. You
hate cheese. Doncha? Don't put words in my mouth, don't tell me what I like. If I hate PJ then I can
hate PJ, but if I hate cheese, then i can still hate PJ. BECAUSE HE IS CHEESE. THE KING OF
CHEESE. ALL BOW TO HIM AND HIS ALMIGHTY CHEESY GLORY. BEWARE THE CHEESENING!!!!
J's comments: Oh my God, okay. God, I don't know what to say. I don't totally hate cheese. Okay,
cheese is kind of like mustard. Its only good on things that it is supposed to be on, and I don't want it
anywhere near things that it isn't supposed to be on. If you can make it without cheese then it
shouldn't have cheese on it... such as pizza, nachos, (what else has to have cheese?) NO WAIT,
reverse that, those need cheese. If it needs cheese then put cheese on it. But if... oh my God, I
gotta pee. I'm done.
Vino's comments: Cheese, umm... what can I say about cheese that hasn't been said. It sure
made a mighty fine daughter. I bet that hasn't been said about cheese, but thats because it doesn't
make any sense. None. Cheese is no one's daughter. It is PJ. He is a boy. He shouldna done that
he just a boy. What the fuck? Why are we reviewing cheese. What am I talking about. This is stupid.
Why are you still reading this. Run, run far away. To wherever cheese doth not dwell.
