off the blood of these two brave fallen warriors. that blood is rice pudding. and that corporation is, um, well we bought
ours at the bakery. so i guess... umm. can we delete that line in post? no, no we can't. and even if we could we wouldn't
because it wasn't funny and you fuckers don't always deserve our greatness anyways.!!
J's comments: so, think of it as you went to the store. and at that store you went to the dairy aisle, and you saw some
cottage cheese. you were like. mmmmm cottage cheese, i'm so not in the mood for that... if only it were pudding, but it
still looked like cottage cheese and you could put cinnamon in it.... and then it's like, there is such a thing. wonderful
wonderful rice pudddddiiinnnggggg...... yis
Vino's comments: first off, i hate you fuckers. and i hate doing reviews. and we still have one more to do tonight. and
we have a deadline. because its groundhog day. and it will cease to be at the deadline. so fuck you. oh and secondly,
fuck all of you. especially you though. yeah, you. don't act like you don't know i'm talking to you.
anyway, rice pudding rocks. in fact, it roxxor. woot woot! buy it. now.
world of this common-eminity one has claimed the campus of Westminster for its dark lord Sodexho. Is it delicious? Or
perhaps even more delicious? Only thousands of people know. Here are two of their stories...
J's comments: I have been fortunate enough on several occasions to partake of the glorious gloriosity of said
Westminster food. And I HAVE to say out of all the college food I've had, this is the best. And of all the college food I
ever will have, this will remain the best, regardless of the others quality. And I didn't have to pay for a damn thing,
bitches! (flips you off)
Vino's comments: The Westminster Cafeteria - The great nepenthe. Opiate of our masses. Glue of our great society.
Salve and salvation, it has delivered us from pathos, from sorrow, the deepest chasms of melancholy and hate. With it,
we anesthetize grief, annihilate jealousy, obliterate rage. Those sister impulses towards joy, love, and elation are
anesthetized in stride, we accept as fair sacrifice. For we embrace the Westminster Cafeteria in its unifying fullness and
all that it has done to make us great.
_sushi_salt_lake_city-i
SLC. Give her a shot if you come here.
J's comments: I had never eaten Sushi before, and I had heard mixed reviews, but Vinslo had raved about it ever since I
moved up here, and I was never averse to the idea of giving it a try, so I did. First off, I didn't hate it... But I didn't feel it
was anything special really, some of it was good, like The Mars Roll. It was very good, although I didn't like the texture... it
was crunchy, slimy, dry, wet, and all around weird, but so were all of them, the 2nd best was the X-96, then the Charlie,
and the others I didn't really care for, all in all it was good, but not $50 dollars good....
Vino's comments: Okay DocJ had to play his serious because his was a follow up the adventure, no I'm not going to
fucking link it we already had enough links to last 500 pages on that thing. And he is fucking wrong, sushi is the ambrosia
of man and the Japanese are near Gods for inventing it. Fuck J and fuck his stupid opinions.
first is yet. How can you go wrong with either chocolate or strawberry covered biscuit sticks. It is like an orgasm in your
mouth, emphasis on your, and everyone with (jason won't allow me to put an STD down so lets try...) happy super fun
time smile faces are invited.
J's Comments: get away, no get (puts hands over face) what the fuck are you typing? hahaha. Just put it's fucking
good, and tell them to buy it. Oh you're killing me. Unfortunately not really. What the hell. Get rid of the I. What the hell. I
wish I were dead, I wish I were never born. Do you have a gun? I wish Andrew would've killed me. Oh, shit. Just stop. Just
type your fucking comments.
Vino's Comments: Jason is crazy. I'm afraid sometimes.
but it was also a mockery of people who are starving all over the planet. No one finished off the box, there was still a
quarter of the pizza left. The Pie doesn't have bad pizza, it just isn't idiot proof. Jalapeños on pizza will no longer be an
option we are rulers of the world.
J's Comments: Jalapeños are for Mexican food. Pizza is not Mexican food. Keep the jalapeños the fuck away from pizza.
Vino's Comments: This other time I almost wrecked my car because I was staring at the reflection of my own eye on the
inside of my sunglasses, that wasn't very cool. Neither is having jalapeños on pizza. I decree no more jalapeños on pizza
and no more reflections in sunglasses.
