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J's Comments: there are some things about this episode that i like, and some things that i don't.
Vino's Comments: oh wait, sorry. i didn't know J was done. some good bender
moments in this episode, he is a jerk and hilarity ensues... viva la matt groening.
J's Comments: seeing as how zapp and kiff are some of my favorite sub-characters i thoroughly and
meaningfully enjoy the viewing of this episode. the laundry-brig rocks! viva la laundry-brig! the neutral
people concept is shway, yeah shway, there we go.
Vino's Comments: i loved it when it rains on the planet with super high gravity, i loved it. and the
neutral race is freaking awesome.
J's Comments: dude, nixon is fucking awesome.
Vino's Comments: we'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the joint in his name.
J's Comments: this episode is decently entertaining, i like the stink lizards and the annoying parrot.
Vino's Comments: i'm not a big fan of evil santa, but i too like the annoying parrot. fry has some
awesome lines regarding it.
J's Comments: although this is a zoidberg heavy episode i wasn't too impressed. i like how fry tries
to teach zoidberg about the whole love thing.
Vino's Comments: zoidberg is delightfully sad as always. and the seagulls showing up to feast is
awesome.
J's Comments: i have no strong feelings one way or the other.
Vino's Comments: i can't really remember anything distinct about this episode, i know i enjoyed it.
but im not sure why.
J's Comments: im not too impressed with the concept of flexo. there is just something about this
episode that doesn't rub me the right way. that special way that if loretta rubbed me that way i'd say
mmm thats nice.
Vino's Comments: i like how this episode reaffirms the idea that bender is indeed evil. i used the
word indeed. i like that word. that is really only why i said that.
J's Comments: i can't in good conscious comment, seeing as i don't remember the episode very
well.
Vino's Comments: i love the "see you at the fight," line. i didn't really like the leela aspect of this
episode, but her old instructor was awesome.
J's Comments: i like married with children. it kicks ass.
Vino's Comments: I know they hired Katey Segal just so they could do this episode. and the
internet as represented in this episode is awesome.
J's Comments: i hate jason, he just gives me a line then i think up something witty. yeah, these
are his comments... jason sucks. oh, and here is what he said about the episode, i like the weird
relationship between fry and the crazy chick. i too hope to find a crazy chick someday... calvin
doesn't write all of my lines... he throws me a bone sometimes, i think he is part jewish.
Vino's Comments: i love the australian guy and how he ends up being the only worker at the labor
camp, also the song rocks.
J's Comments: i don't really like Cubert at all. other than that i don't remember this episode until
calvin says something about it to make me remember... nope didn't help any
Vino's Comments: no one really likes Cubert, J, no one. but i did enjoy the matrix type look of the
near death star.
J's Comments: Sweet Zombie Jesus, I like the part where fry and the mermaid are in bed
together. on a side note, if any chicks named Umbriel read this give me a call (435) 260-0188. and
if Vino ever steals my Umbriel i'll fucking kill him.
Vino's Comments: the greatest part of this episode is when zoidberg's underwater house burns
down. i love that. it is utter brilliance realized, and if anyone can figure out how to harness this for a
power supply i wouldn't be surprised... but if you do, give me a call (435) 210-0036.
J's Comments: I don't like Clamps. I enjoy the concept of the robot mafia. but I just don't fucking
like Clamps. Enjoyable episode.
Vino's Comments: Overall an enjoyable episode. I like how leela has to wear an eyepatch.
J's Comments: my favorite part of the episode is when the aliens eat the stupid hippie.
Vino's Comments: i don't like the omicron aliens. i just don't. but i do like the ape that is
supposed to be leela.
J's Comments: I don't remember anything about this episode. I don't like mom or her kids.
Vino's Comments: I remember liking the high voiced greeting card. but i don't remember
anything else.
J's Comments: Not really into the first one with bender, love the leela killing one, and the other
one is pretty cool, i like the chess machine.
Vino's Comments: this episode is alright, but the chess machine really makes me think about
when my friend PJ went to a college presentation by westminser with me and put cheese down as
his possible major. we were the only people who went so she looked at the cards and asked him
about it. he said that he meant to put chess as his major. i had to suppress my laughter during
the whole thing. oh, and my friend derek, the sidekick, didn't know his new address. so we looked
really stupid. it rocked. i think PJ's relationship with cheese was made abundantly clear during
our cheese review.
J's Comments: Upon "remembering" this episode I remembered that I thoroughly throughly
enjoyed it. I like the idea of the car having to run over the person. And I also like how fry is
jealous of leela when bender wants to run her over instead. good episode.
Vino's Comments: I really liked the segment that talked about the building of the evil car. that
was cool. good episode.
J's Comments: I LOVE how they join the army to get a 5% discount on a pack of gum. and I love
zapp's crush on lee lemon.
Vino's Comments: I really like how the gum is pork flavored, and that later in the episode fry
mentions how it was mostly bone, then he spits.
J's Comments: don't really like the pauly shore thing, but I do like how they totally rag on LA.
Vino's Comments: I don't like michelle, she sucks. but i guess you aren't supposed to like her. i
actually did like the pauly shore thing, him being a genius is funny in itself.
J's Comments: My third favorite episode, not good enough to be first, but not horrible enough to
be fourth.
Vino's Comments: A preview of teh awesomeness to come, yes, so awesome that it disrupted the
flow of my spelling so that I misspelled teh.
J's Comments: I think it really gives you insight into the character of Fry, as his uh, uh, (snap
fingers) what's the word I'm looking for here, I'm not very articulate am I? How his character feels
about things and stuff, and he is my favorite character of the series. Then, yeah, end transmission.
Vino's Comments: This episode really shows the emotional core that futurama has, just how fry's
character is, he is a dreamer stuck as a delivery boy.
J's Comments: I really love this episode, Fry reminds me of me, with his slovenly-ness and such.
Vino's Comments: Oh, I get it... like, like I, Robot... yeah. and stuff. Good episode.
J's Comments: ahhh, Zapp Brannigan. One of my favorite sub-characters, I don't know if there is
an episode with him I don't like. But we'll see, won't we now.
Vino's Comments: Kif is sad. really really sad, almost as sad as Zoidberg. I think Zapp is kind of
overrated, but I don't know. he rocks nonetheless.
J's Comments: This episode is probably alright, but I don't remember anything memorable. Best
thing I remember about it is when they are dancing like robots. That was pretty good.
Vino's Comments: I love this episode, the robot propaganda film is awesome, as is the way the
robot screams when he realized Fry and Leela are humans.
J's Comments: Definately one of my favorite episodes, I love the way Fry uses his billions of
dollars to buy memorabilia from his past, something I would totally do if I were a billionaire.
Vino's Comments: eh, alright. This is a decent episode, some good Zoidberg moments, and of
course a good one for Fry too.
J's Comments: This one is alright, I have no super strong feelings about it. But I do like the thing
about the emperors and the assassinations, I guess I pretty much like the conflict of the episode,
and the end where they are hurting Fry to make him cry.
Vino's Comments: I like the scene where someone behind the painting tries to drink fry, I just
really like that.
J's Comments: This episode showcases the conflict and intricate comedy that Futurama is
capable of.
Vino's Comments: Decent episode, I like Wernstrom.
J's Comments: I like the way the make fun of religion, this episode is very good, but I don't think
it is my top 10 list, but probably in my top teen list.
Vino's Comments: I love the robot devil, and the song in this episode rocks. One of my favorites.
J's Comments: This one is probably also on my top teen list. It has the parody of Titanic, has
Zapp, and it goes pretty in depth on Fry's feelings for Leela, all in all it is good shit.
Vino's Comments: This one is decent as well, not too memorable, except the "icebergs of the
sky" line about the comets.
J's Comments: Oh Baby, so easily on my top 10 list it is crazy. What isn't great about this
episode, it has smart talking monkey's, Fry going back to college and Professor Farnsworth being
crazy, as usual.
Vino's Comments: I love this episode, it totally rocks. Definitely on my top 10.
J's Comments: I'm not really into this episode, but I do like how Fry ruins everything again but
still ends up saving the day.
Vino's Comments: I'm not too into this one either, but its alright. I'm just not a big fan of the
aliens from Omikron Persei 8.
J's Comments: Oh sweet episode, for some reason I really like the parody in this episode. I love
the chumbawambas, or whatever they are called, it escapes me at the moment but I love their
songs and the way they are silenced.
Vino's Comments: One of my favorite lines in the entire series is in this episode "Tell them I hate
them." I love that, and Slurms McKenzie rocks. This episode is one of my favorites.
