monsters with explody eyes, and hurty cut cut things, i think they're called chainsaws... then throw in some super
duper thingee dingys. Then run. and Leatherface will get you, if you don't run he'll get you. He is the unstoppable,
the death incarnate. More scary than the devil. FLEE!
J's comments: This version of Resident Evil is still good, despite being on the Gamecube. I thoroughly enjoyed it
and I would rank it the 5th best Resident Evil game only because Zero and Remake tie as the fourth. The mini
games are really... GREAT. I'm not being sarcastic... yeah, they really are... GREAT. sarcasm... no.
Vino's comments: First you get the gun things, then the spanish guys die and you have no idea what with the
throwing and the screaming and the demon monster things. And then you're running, and the presidents daughter
gets you and then you hate her. And then Ada kicks it into overdrive and you get napoleon in there, and then its
just fucking awesome. Buy it, or i'll kill you... actually Leatherface will kill you he is a lot more scary than i am. Yeah,
he'll get you. even if you buy it, he is the unstoppable.
J's comments: This is actually a really good game. It's not as bad as part 11 or 9. I was totally against the idea
when I first heard about it, pretty much because I am a Playstation fan, and I know that The Final Fantasy line was
originally on Nintendo, my favorite system is the Super Nintendo, and my favorite game of all time is Final Fantasy
6, or 3, however you prefer to call it, but I didn't like the idea of it going to Gamecube, but Vino left it at my house
and I played it, and it is a really good game. And no matter what Vino says, Playstation will always be better than
Gamecube, he is just afraid to admit it... But SNES will ALWAYS be the best..... At least it's not on the X-Box,
otherwise I'd have to end the world by any means necessary.
Vino's comments: Yeah, this game rocks. Unlike the PS2. Which is satisfactory at best. Released in limited
quantities originally so you people would build the hype, yeah it worked. But just because something is popular
doesn't mean it's better, like Macs. PC's suck in comparison. But I have one because I have to. The same is in this
case. You fuckers made the less worthwhile system more popular because you wanted a shitty DVD player with
your game system. I remember when innovation was king, now it just appears to be used only in marketing the
endless sequels such as the one we are reviewing. Despite the tone, I did like this game and I'm pleased by its
appearance on a good system. Plus, the Xbox didn't get it.
