so, as it is with the coming of a new year, there is a coming of another holiday. this one in particular happens to be the one
where you get drunk and say shit with an irish tone about your voice. and all i have for your effort of a shitty irish accent is a
new video of joel, and of course he's drunk. by the way the post below is from a year ago. ENJOY picoftheeverynowandthen
This... 1 sleeping pic; that... 1 sharpieDOOM; and the other... 2 movie reviews... It's St. Patty's Day everybody's Irish...
especially us because we actually are...
happy presidents day bitches... 4 days late. bill cobb! . indeed. got gruel for you fuckers... videos. sharpie dooms.
everynowandthen, italian hookers. sleeping pics. and holy fucking shit its about time we got another comic by pete.
happy st valentines day cunts...
thats right woodchuck chuckers, its groundhog day. updates for everyone! except bill cobb, he's been bad. BAD. thats a
bad bill cobb. 2 sleeping pics, one of them is a twofer, 6 sharpie dooms, 2 new reviews.
updated sleeping pics, sharpie dooms, the search for hitler's gold, bloodening, videos, and the joelbacca. all praise the
joelbacca. lest ye be praised thyself. but joelbacca knows we don't want that. as does the god of pasta. oh and this.
updated the layout of the videopage. i think you'll find that it's a little easier to navagate now. i hope it's everything you
dreamed of and more. so long as you're happy... my feelings don't matter anyways. fucking pricks...
ok, so i re-fixed everything on the layout that fucked up when i had to re-download the site. so if you would like to help, go
ahead and report any broken links or anything like that.... thanks
check it out people.... HAPPY NEW YEAR. so, nothing to really update with at the second. just saying happy new years.
hope everyone had a good time. expect an update in the near future. cunts
and a victory for mankind. the constitution is upheld and all is well.
http://news.yahoo.com/fc/US/Church___State_Issues/
i'd like to preface this by saying contrary to popular belief, i did NOT break vinski's batmobile when i was 8. so, now that that's
out of the way. i'd like to announce a new feature to come for the page. it is the JoEL arChIVEs. this has not yet been approved
by vino, but as vindication for insinuations of broken toys, i will accept a unanimous THUMBS UP in lieu of an apology...
YESSSS... hahahahah. Fuck the shitbox. what a great 15 month page anniversary present.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051205/tc_nm/media_xbox_dc
wow, canadian whisky sure is terrible. yep. oh, by the way. vino lost. decent amount of vomiting. we'll just say 5'. videos soon to
come. sluts.
HAPPY FUCKING ANNIVERSARY BITCHES! OH YEAH! we have a superhappymegafun update for you. it has now
been 15 months* since the page ripped its way out of the womb of our imaginations. keep on rockin' cleveland...
these are for you. (* in four days)
BAM! 10 SLEEPING PICTURES! WHOO! 3 VIDEOS! WHOO! COMPLETION OF THE BLOODENING FOTONOVELA! whoo! 1
NEW BLOODENING! whoo! 2 SHARPIE DOOMS! A NEW DEERLICIOUS picoftheeverynowandthen! and a soon to be to
added little experiment in madness we like to call shot for shot. and no, it doesn't involve any form of incest.
because jason is my cousin.
Another day, another trespassing ticket... FUCK. Oh yeah, and happy birthday to my brother Cory. Maybe with the money he
gets for his birthday he can pay my fine. that's what brother's do right?? also we updated some stuff. i'd just let you figure it
out, but i don't think you'd give that much of a shit so. new picoftheeverynowandthen, 3 new videos, 1 new adventure, 2 new
sleeping pics, and i don't know if we mentioned the HOMEPAGE ARCHIVE or not, but that is there so check it out.
It's too bad the bitch wasn't KILLED...!
Scheduled Routine Maintenance. And since that's boring, I also put up a new pic on the homepage expressing
my celebratory feelings for the holiday of halloween, and some ambient background music on the band page.
You know what...? HAPPY HALLOWEEN... that's what. HO
SUBMISSIONS.... now you can send us things, and if they aren't stupid we may put them up. even if they are stupid i suppose.
have you seen our website. i mean come on.... forgetaboutit. there is a submissions link on the side nav bar. cuz it's not like we
haven't accepted submissions before. i mean some of this stuff is illegal. you think we are crazy enough to do this crap?? we
could get in trouble, so it's a good thing that it's ""submitted"".. notice the quotation marks around "submitted".
and you better be watching season 3 of arrested development, cuz if you aren't, then someday i will have to hunt you down
and KILL you. it's called natural jason's selection.
2 new sleepy pictures because I love you so very very very much. A new picoftheeverynowandthen, yes one of those, and
perhaps a photo flip book of someone fighting a man named john, or sleepy sister susan, we can never tell. patrick equALS
STATE FARM, farm me state farm... okay that was inappropriate, stop or we'll have to leash you. or lash, maybe cane. some
sort of verb, thing. pasta redux.
Well, look who's naked and famous..IS IT ME, you ask. you bet my sexy naked ass it is. so what's the game tonight. not
football because it sux. how about baseball, even though it sucks just as much. in the dugout we have The Start Of A
Semi-Major Layout Change, on deck we have some new choices in the Salt Lake City Survival Guide, because we know what's
good and you know you need us to tell you. Finally, at bat, we have 2 new sleeping pics, cuz that's the only reason anyone
comes to this site. to admire, or jerk off to, pictures of people they don't know sleeping. well. it's the bottom of the ninth so
that's about the time i should get my stomach pumped, but instead i just vomit so i don't get baseball poisoning....
OKAY KIDS, while your mother is gone I AM in charge. I don't actually want to watch any of you though so I have some little
distractions, we'll call them toys, for you. Have fun, I'll be watching my stories. 2 sleeping pics, one adventure, a new
picoftheeverynowandthen, and 3 videos.
Jason thinks he does more work than me for this thing so he is making me write this update. Isn't he a cock? Anyway, on this
week's episode of notUNdoom we have 3 more sleeping pics, 1 new special bloodening, 3 videos... 2 good videos, a movie
review of the horrendous hole in the ground, also known as The Cave, and 1 new sharpieDOOM. And a new notunhorrendous
picoftheeverynowandthen for the kids.
Updated with something. Can't remember what. That is all.
Right, so, today is Vinslo's Birthday and besides the imaginary $20 dollars that we give each other in lieu of not being cheap
bastards i have created a special birthday present for him and it is on the Video Page. Happy Birthday Bitch........
Ok, last update we said we hadn't updated in awhile, but you know us; we love to outdo ourselves TO THE
MAXXXXXXXXXXXXX.... but anyways Vino's comp was in a state of disrepair and I finally have my comp, but our internet went into
a dormancy period for about two weeks, but his comp is fixed... I think.... either way I have my comp and we are back baby... so
without further adieu, here be the updates. One new picoftheeverynowandthen, 5 New Videos, 5 Sleeping Pics, 2 New Sharpie
Dooms, and probably the most important thing EVER... Arrested Development isn't getting cancelled.... yet, It has been renewed
for a third season.... YESSSSS. Now I know that isn't alot of updates for being MIA for about a month, but to that I say, BLOW
ME... I had to go through and fix 98% of the pages because something was fucked up and they were all out of alignment... ok,
maybe only 96%, i'm sorry i'm such a horrible person. ungrateful pricks.... anyways ENJOY now... y'hear.
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Wow, we haven't updated in awhile. We were supposed to the other night, but Vino had MORE IMPORTANT shit to do
apparently. So he came over the other day to update and fell asleep. And then I didn't get time to update before I had to go
to work....so I guess finally.. "here i go again" on my own.. whitesnake. Put up 1 New Video, 1 Sleeping Pic, 4 New
backgrounds, and that picture of Vino on the desktop. Plus a new picoftheeverynowandthen.
a woot doot doot doo, we haven't updated in a week and a half!!! april fools bitches!!! those other websites finish their shit in
a day, we old school bitches, way old school. older than you remember. we crazy school. yes i am. 1 new video, 1 new
sharpieDOOM, and a new feature the SLC survival guide and its about fucking time that pete finished another "comic."
we haven't updated in a long time... or so it seems... we must have been out gathering content, right? nope, fuck you. we
have 4 new sharpieDOOMs, a video regarding our time in space, a new picoftheeverynowandthen, and just to appease our
"the god of pasta" we have some downloadable shitty backgrounds for you to download you downloader. We put the
Comics under the Features page and we moved the Videos page under the Media section.
i like our updates... me too DocJ me too... here's another one for the kids and only the kids... anyone over the age of 11
needs to leave the room, because after all, 12 is the new 13... okay kids, now that they're gone we'll get this shiznit started.
1 new video, 1 sleeping pic, a new pic of the everynowandthen... and you bitches didn't leave did you... i can smell you,
fine... and 3 new sharpieDOOMs for the pricks who didn't leave.
This... 1 sleeping pic; that... 1 sharpieDOOM; and the other... 2 movie reviews... It's St. Patty's Day everybody's Irish...
especially us because we actually are...
Ok, well, I never estimated that we'd be such a big hit in Japan, and that apparently was a mistake. So in addition to j-walk,
we now owe some thanks to Coming and you hit the bath く it is, and Weekly Teniou BEE Woman,. I felt since we had alot of
visitors checking us out I would unveil my vote for the best band name experiment to see if I could get some input on what you
feel to be the best band name out of the list provided. Any input would be appreciated. THANX
Wow we've been updating a hell of a lot, so here's another for you bitches. A shout out to all the new bitches sent our way by
j-walk, we thanked him on the main page. I signed the Arrested Development petition, added 1 new video of the
super-craptacular "band" Kal Corp Xen. Plus 1 new adventure just for the new viewers so they can realize how terrid our stupid
site really is, and if any old viewers look at it I swear we'll kill them and hide their bodies in the desert.
Welcome to the updates. Sit back and relax as I take you through what we have on the menu for this evening. Ok, first of all we
will start out with an appetizer of 1 new sleeping pic, next we will move on to our main course for this evening... rack of sign the
save Arrested Development petition on the homepage, and for desert a slice of our special new pathogen stills pie. MMM, now
wasn't that a meal to remember? As always we thank you for coming in, now leave me a 45% tip and get the hell out...
BOLD REFRESHING NEW... NOTUNDOOM okay, here's whats on the slate for today; 1 new sharpieDOOM, 1 new sleeping
picture, 1 new video of a crazy lady, 1 new movie review, 1 new picoftheeverynowandthen, and of course, pasta.
vino here kids. so no more of this paragraph long touchy feely crap describing my feelings and how much i love you. god. here
are the updates: invented the features page, and after the long wait... dun dun dun... sharpieDOOM. added some links, a new
snazzy picture of me, and some lists to my page, and one video featuring the birthday of der bas.
How are you all this evening? I'm doing well. I have been listening to Vino's i-tunes while updating the page and editing the
movie and I realized that Elliott Smith is pretty cool and I learned how to play part of a song on the guitar today so I figured that
I'd make a movie out of it as a tribute to Elliott Smith. So enjoy. Also I updated my yellow car gallery with 10 more abominations.
I've also updated the picoftheeverynowandthen because even though I know you love looking at a pile of chewed gum, you do
need a small break once in awhile.
Hey, me again. Well, there is finally an email us page... I figured that if someone wanted to like, advertise us on their website or
give us a million dollars or something, they'd need some way to get ahold of us, eh hint hint... By the way... dear Yahoo! please
don't sue. I also added a new video link on the buttons on the side of the page so that you can all go check out or killer video
page.... Which I also updated with a new video. Hoooraay. Also there is now a link on the Staff Page to Andrew's Blog because
he's interesting and of course he's also my Doppleganger.... You heard me ANDREW.
Well...this IS a conundrum. I was going to say that there won't be an update tonight because my requirement is finished now that
Vino is now back and I don't have to update, but technically this little spiel I am currently typing is an update, so I'm just all
around confused. But anyways... Yeah, Vino is back, he will be updating with news of his journey and you know there's going to
be an adventure and a grand one at that. Possibly even with a VERY CRUDELY drawn map. *fingers crossed* But since you
are at this very moment CRAVING an update I have taken the liberty of CREATING a BRAND NEW feature just for you. So we
here at The Page present THE VIDEO PAGE. Not affiliated with the BRAND NEW feature I promised dealing with the Sharpie.
But I did get some more gum, so I know you're dying to see how big The Pile gets.
ask? Well, keep an eye on The Page for a BRAND
NEW addition in the coming weeks. MWAhahah...
HA HA, Alllriight. RETRIBUTION. Well well well. It's been a pretty good night/day. Last night we went bowling and while I didn't
break my PR, I did do pretty damn well. I averaged about a 130 between three games. Two of which I won. So I ended up winning
about 6 bucks. whoo. Anyways, I finally got a trailer up for PATHOGEN. You should check it out. It's not by any means the best
quality trailer, I could spend some more time making the quality better, but it works so I'm not fucking messing with it. Alas I didn't
NOT drink soda. I forgot and had a coke last night at Crown Burger. MERDE. I also updated the Homepage with a REVIEW of
our page by CLINT... yay, you remember Clint right. You should if you were an AVID fan of our OLDer THE PAGE. Well, for some
reason that link won't work. Oh well. I guess Martha Stewart is out of prison now and her stock (MSO) is on the rise. I should
have invested some money when I heard about this. It's gone from 8 bux a share to about 30 bux a share. Where were you on
that on VINO? ROT IN CANADA BEEATCH. j/k... you're alright. By the way, I changed the Desktop background to Hotaru from
FLCL. If anyone else is in the mood for a Rock Ass screen saver then check these out...!
OK, so. I'm ****ing pissed. I can't figure it out. First of all I'm not going to make the daily update once again, but this time it's
because I don't have a *******ing Internet connection. Second of all, I figured out a way to finally put up video's on the site and I
tested it out with a couple different ones and THEY WORKED, but when I finally got the Pathogen trailer ready to go, it ****ED
out on me and didn't work, then I lost the connection. Anyways, I put up some nifty heartbeat sounds on the DeepSKY page, and
on the Pathogen Stills Page which I also updated with some stills. I don't know if anyone who reads The Page is a Capricorn, but
I have noticed that us Capricorns ALWAYS get shitty Horoscopes, You read it and you're like, this is *****ing lame, but maybe
someone else's will be lamer, but they never are. So I figure I'll switch to the Chinese Astrology. It's always way better. You'll
have to forgive me if I seem uptight tonight, but I haven't drank a soda all day and I figured I'd see how long I can go. At least
until Sunday when I watch a BRAND NEW ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.... finally.... hey and shit on me, I just got a connection.
Right after it turned Midnight. What a ******ing crock.
I'm slowly running out of things to update with... I thought I'd have enough to last for Vino's vacation, but I overestimated myself.
Or maybe I have just been updating with too much stuff at one time. Either way, I'll keep on trucking until I run out of material. So I
updated the Homepage with a couple picture of our cars cuz I know you were curious, I updated the PicOfTheEveryNowAndThen,
i don't know why we link to the archives when the new picoftheeverynowandthen's are on the homepage... oh well, I also created
DocJ's Orphanage, that's where I put extra pics I take that don't really have a home anywhere else on the page, and last and
definitely least a NEW ADVENTURE... dun dun dunnnn. I know I said I had a treat for you the next time I updated, but I only half
lied, I decided to put it up next next time... so not this time. But I will definitely put it up one of these times... so stay tuned for that...
Well, I always write much to much when I update... So I will stop NOW. Oh, wait; almost forgot... Vino says HII from CANADIA.
Wellity wellity wellity. And you thought I wasn't going to have anything for you this evening, boy are you wrong, DEAD
WRONG beeeatch. I have a couple things to show you.... first I put all the Still Captures from the movie into their own movie
capture gallery and added a few more of them. I updated the Yellow Car gallery with 10 new pics, and I also put up some new
The Bloodening Pics, and that's about it for now, but the next time I update I have a little treat for you, someone you may
remember from our past if you are a big the page fan, if you want to find out, you'll have to tune in next time.... same the page
time, same the page channel.....
Well Fuck it all... I am only a couple hours too late to claim the everyday update. This is all Staufenburg's fault. If he had
succeeded in killing Hitler in the wolf's lair, then maybe I would have been on time to update the page... As you may have
inferred I have been watching alot of the History channel as of late. The real reason I was late is I was on a special night ops
mission for People Incorporated, good (but cold) times were had by all...But anyways, I updated the Sleeping page with a
couple of pics, put up a new picoftheeverynowandthen, and put a few more Stills from the movie up on the DeepSKY page....
not too shabby for missing the mark by two hours... But I heard from Vino and it seems like he is having a good time and will
have some comedic tales of his adventure to shared with us whenst he returns....
Three days and still going strong... Added a new Adventure...(A MANSION). Updated the DeepSKY page, with some screen
captures or STILLS as we call them in the business and tired to put up a trailer that I converted from an AVI to an Mpeg. Avi's
are utter crap and I never recommend them to anyone anywhere EVER. But even the Mpeg didn't work..... SHIIT
Hey, back off. I have TEN days that I have to fill with this shit, so I'm not giving it all away at once.... I updated the
BLOODENING page with a couple pics. Updated DocJ's Cave with a few pics. updated the homepage with a caption for the
license pictures. Updated the DeepSKY page and I think that's about all at the moment. I went to my job interview, but the dude
I was supposed to interview with wasn't there, so now I "get" to go back on monday.... yay. but i am going to a campaign party
for a couple of my friends tonight at a very swank house, so I'll be one with the photo-journalistic peter parker side of myself
and snap a few pics and put them up on the site. I may just have to crate a new section like a picture page or something and
use it just for pics.... we'll see what happens, LATE
sooo... Whilst Vinslo is away, the DocJ will play!! I've updated a few things and let the power of full control while
VINO is away go to my head. MUA-HA-HAHA and such. I was planning on going down to Moab this week because my
vehicle, as you may read if you go to my CAVE, is in disrepair, but I have a job interview on Thursday so I can't go down till
Thursday night or Friday at the earliest so instead I've updated the page... NOT on a Sunday, even though sometimes it's
not Sunday when we update anyways. I've updated DOCJ's CAVE with a window story, some pictures, and a hatred
of yellow cars rant... All of which you should check out. And I may even put up some more sleeping pics and
possibly even some more the bloodening pics. I might possibly even go on an ADVENTURE all by my little
lonesome.... I re-arranged the overview of the Homepage with an announcement of things to come and what I will be up to
until Vino gets back and explodes a hernia, or has a hissy fit... Neither of which he will proabably actually do. I am also working
on editing Pathogen and I will keep U posted on the progress of that on the DeepSKY page. SO make sure you
check back EVERYDAY. Well, seeing as how it is past midnight, I'm going to go watch Adult Swim... peace out bitches.....
reviewed Volume Two of futurama, a new picoftheeverynowandthen, 1 new adventure, 1 movie review, 1 event review.
reviewed Volume One of futurama, a new picoftheeverynowandthen, 5 sleeping pictures, the deepsky page kinda, created
Spencer's Creature Corner, 1 new creature by SPENCER, Added to The Bloodening.
WHOO destruction! but the site it is fix-ed! it was broken and after months of exhaustive research we've discovered the
vaccine. updates will ensue soon... soon...
added 1 new game review. Aww that sucks. sorry. umm, and a new picoftheeverynowandthen!
added 1 new adventure, 2 sleeping pictures, a major change to the reviews page.
added a story to the writing page, and 3 poems, under vino.
added the photo page and the writing page, under vino.
added 1 sleeping pic, the vino page, pete's staff profile... and comic page, a new picoftheeverynowandthen and 1 review...
regarding cheese.
added 3 New Sleeping Pics
added 2 new reviews
added 1 sleeping picture, 2 new reviews, 2 new adventures, and a new addition to the site... The Comic. Okay, we lied
about the comic... but soon my pretties.
added 1 new adventure
added 4 new reviews and some more staff pics. Pictures of your mom coming soon.
added 4 new reviews, 1 new adventure, new staff pics, and 1 new sleeping picture... his name is ryan. rock on baby, rock on.
added links under the organization page, deleted calvin's corner, deleted news page, added reviews page with 4 reviews!
WOO!
new pic of the everynowandthen. WHOA, I UPDATED AT THE EXACT SAME TIME, BUT ONLY 20 DAYS APART.
Wow, sorry for the lack of updates. But I had midterms. 2 new adventures are up for your viewing pleasure though. Check
them out. Plus an new pic of the everynowandthen.
2 NEW SLEEPING PICS!!! News page updated. Should have a new adventure up by Saturday.
LInked to the old page, and recreated the picoftheeverynowandthen section. the archive to the old ones is up as well. go
and see the beauty, gaze and wonder and ponder the things that we will bring to you next.
Half of a new adventure is up. Just a weird picture so far, the explanation will be up later tonight.
UPDATE: It is up!!!
The conclusion to getting my car back should be up soon. In the meantime you can go check out our old page, I linked to it
on the main page, you probably saw it. Unless you have this part bookmarked... you bastard.
I just put up THE ORGANIZATION page. Am planning on updating the Adventures page in Calvin's Corner. It may not
happen though, I have a lot of reading to do.
First update, I just created the update page! I also added an Adventures page under Calvin's Corner. Go check out the
first adventure! YAY! I can tell you're all excited by the way you are breathing.
