11:20 PM:
wassup skeezes and hizos... new picoftheeverynowandthen, 5 new videos, and the results of changefest money money money 08.... oh
wait, no changefest money money money 08 results yet, but it is finished and will be included in the next update. we are however oficially
announcing changefest money money money 08 part 2. set to begin in september and run through december.
you checking out the webcam yet? if not fucking do it!!
wassup skeezes and hizos... new picoftheeverynowandthen, 5 new videos, and the results of changefest money money money 08.... oh
wait, no changefest money money money 08 results yet, but it is finished and will be included in the next update. we are however oficially
announcing changefest money money money 08 part 2. set to begin in september and run through december.
you checking out the webcam yet? if not fucking do it!!
12:30 PM:
so we finally got this webcam thing off the ground which is what we've been referring to as our awesome new project, but it only half ass
works sometimes. so i guess try it and if it doesn't work then maybe some other time it will, or it won't. too fucking bad. i've had varying
reports of it's workability and let's just say if it were in high school it may be getting held back a grade or two. but i'm sure i know some
people i could have take a look at it and see if it could work better. fucking woot. so you can find this webcam under the media section, or
on the sitemap under webcam. or you can just click one of the words that say WEBCAM and i'm pretty sure that could take you to the
WEBCAM. or maybe it won't... also wanted to mention that you could join the cause and be our friend on evil myspace
so we finally got this webcam thing off the ground which is what we've been referring to as our awesome new project, but it only half ass
works sometimes. so i guess try it and if it doesn't work then maybe some other time it will, or it won't. too fucking bad. i've had varying
reports of it's workability and let's just say if it were in high school it may be getting held back a grade or two. but i'm sure i know some
people i could have take a look at it and see if it could work better. fucking woot. so you can find this webcam under the media section, or
on the sitemap under webcam. or you can just click one of the words that say WEBCAM and i'm pretty sure that could take you to the
WEBCAM. or maybe it won't... also wanted to mention that you could join the cause and be our friend on evil myspace
10:43 PM:
"tired, very tired, going to bed, fuck you"
so i guess that means i'll be doing this update. new videos, new sleeping pix, the asian connection is probably ready for some new
pictures to jer, i mean, they sure love those sleeping pictures. non sexually. new picoftheeverynowandthen which you should've already
seen. went to evanston today and spent a collective $625 on fireworks. i'm sure that will be talked about in an update in the nigh future.
probably call it chinese sky candy 2 or something derogatory like that. also have a plan for a big update that, if we can fuckstick(figure) it
out, will be pure fucking genious. WET TAINT
"tired, very tired, going to bed, fuck you"
so i guess that means i'll be doing this update. new videos, new sleeping pix, the asian connection is probably ready for some new
pictures to jer, i mean, they sure love those sleeping pictures. non sexually. new picoftheeverynowandthen which you should've already
seen. went to evanston today and spent a collective $625 on fireworks. i'm sure that will be talked about in an update in the nigh future.
probably call it chinese sky candy 2 or something derogatory like that. also have a plan for a big update that, if we can fuckstick(figure) it
out, will be pure fucking genious. WET TAINT
2:09 PM:
put up a couple music videos that actually don't have much to do with the page, except for the fact that i am in the bands, but we gotta
keep this shit show on the road. vino will be up in a couple weeks and maybe we'll update with something bigger. probably update with
some changefest money money money 08 stuff and see how bad he's kicking my ass in that category. if all you lazy salt lake pissants could
just lose a shit-ton more money i could be in the lead, but i guess thanks for nothing...
put up a couple music videos that actually don't have much to do with the page, except for the fact that i am in the bands, but we gotta
keep this shit show on the road. vino will be up in a couple weeks and maybe we'll update with something bigger. probably update with
some changefest money money money 08 stuff and see how bad he's kicking my ass in that category. if all you lazy salt lake pissants could
just lose a shit-ton more money i could be in the lead, but i guess thanks for nothing...
1:06 PM:
went ahead uploaded most of the videos to youtube.com which makes it easier for us to keep track of and easier for you to view all the
stupid shit we deem worthy to exist on the internet. it's like we take your brain and soak it in liquid shit videos and let it soak them all up
till they're gone and your brain is a drippy shit soaked, death infested, plague ridden sack of pus and knowledge. yummmy.
went ahead uploaded most of the videos to youtube.com which makes it easier for us to keep track of and easier for you to view all the
stupid shit we deem worthy to exist on the internet. it's like we take your brain and soak it in liquid shit videos and let it soak them all up
till they're gone and your brain is a drippy shit soaked, death infested, plague ridden sack of pus and knowledge. yummmy.
12:55 AM:
calvin sucks, at not being awesome. thanks j i'll take it from here. so bitches, were back. were black. and not queer. but thats cool. go get
married now. its been awhile since you've had our wit and intelligence grace you. so you're welcome for letting you realize how awesome
we are. updates will be constant. not really. until you pay us. so fuck off. i'm not james joyce. or am i? maybe thats why its been 2 years... i
mean, i am james joyce. i write good stuff. now die in a fire i got beer to drink... tig old!
calvin sucks, at not being awesome. thanks j i'll take it from here. so bitches, were back. were black. and not queer. but thats cool. go get
married now. its been awhile since you've had our wit and intelligence grace you. so you're welcome for letting you realize how awesome
we are. updates will be constant. not really. until you pay us. so fuck off. i'm not james joyce. or am i? maybe thats why its been 2 years... i
mean, i am james joyce. i write good stuff. now die in a fire i got beer to drink... tig old!
12:55 AM:
none of that now. i gotta type up some stupid clever shit for the sheep to read. for the goats to digest. for the... you know, the foreigners.
because they're great!! metaphorically, you know. so it's been awhile and we're back with a vengeance, like that one guy in calvin's
favorite song. you know what i'm talking about. for reals. so i bet you've missed us while we've been away. but no more of that. so we
just realized the point of the updates page is to let you know what we've updated recently. but maybe we'll just let you figure that out.
not really though because i can tell you're already sick of this shit. calvin is so bored he's chasing the cat. so without further adieu:
NEW LAYOUT, added a sitemap for better navigation, new sleeping pics, new videos, new bloodenings, new picoftheeverynowandthen,
new adventure, new sharpie dooms, a new old staff member, and more movie productions that we spend money on and film and don't
edit and in the end it doesn't pay off.. just like our website... thanks vino.
NOTUNDOOM: COSTING J MONEY SINCE 2004
that's right bitches, just like all my friends, family members, and room-mates. WHOOOO fucking tastic
none of that now. i gotta type up some stupid clever shit for the sheep to read. for the goats to digest. for the... you know, the foreigners.
because they're great!! metaphorically, you know. so it's been awhile and we're back with a vengeance, like that one guy in calvin's
favorite song. you know what i'm talking about. for reals. so i bet you've missed us while we've been away. but no more of that. so we
just realized the point of the updates page is to let you know what we've updated recently. but maybe we'll just let you figure that out.
not really though because i can tell you're already sick of this shit. calvin is so bored he's chasing the cat. so without further adieu:
NEW LAYOUT, added a sitemap for better navigation, new sleeping pics, new videos, new bloodenings, new picoftheeverynowandthen,
new adventure, new sharpie dooms, a new old staff member, and more movie productions that we spend money on and film and don't
edit and in the end it doesn't pay off.. just like our website... thanks vino.
NOTUNDOOM: COSTING J MONEY SINCE 2004
that's right bitches, just like all my friends, family members, and room-mates. WHOOOO fucking tastic
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1:04 AM:
maybe that other guy won't be showing up to "bring the funny tonight" so the game may be called on account of drunk... still, put up some
pictures somewhere on the site and uploaded a video to the changefest money money money 08 video page...
1:20 AM:
no, i take that back they are here and there is a chair set up and there will be hamster food fed to someone...
1:33
ok, so, i don't think he's coming back...
1:41
ohhh, shit... nope. it was just jake. he's apparently confused...
1:42
yeahhhh boy, he is back and rubbing things in my hair. yayyyy
1:45
so he said that he might not be able to bring the funny so i poked him until he said he could bring the funny and soon we will enjoy part of
a totinos party pizza!!!
1:54
i'm sorry for all of that. j is really hammered. he doesn't know which way is orange. so yeah. he is fucked. cigarettes do indeed destroy
your taste buds. but i think he has the camera know and will begin stealing peoples souls. satan is awesome. and awesome is satan. did
you know that a globe fish is an extremely anachronistic species. they really only exist very deeply. j is babbling. he is retarded. i'm really
sorry. i love you all.
There are too many noisy people... UPDATE OVER
maybe that other guy won't be showing up to "bring the funny tonight" so the game may be called on account of drunk... still, put up some
pictures somewhere on the site and uploaded a video to the changefest money money money 08 video page...
1:20 AM:
no, i take that back they are here and there is a chair set up and there will be hamster food fed to someone...
1:33
ok, so, i don't think he's coming back...
1:41
ohhh, shit... nope. it was just jake. he's apparently confused...
1:42
yeahhhh boy, he is back and rubbing things in my hair. yayyyy
1:45
so he said that he might not be able to bring the funny so i poked him until he said he could bring the funny and soon we will enjoy part of
a totinos party pizza!!!
1:54
i'm sorry for all of that. j is really hammered. he doesn't know which way is orange. so yeah. he is fucked. cigarettes do indeed destroy
your taste buds. but i think he has the camera know and will begin stealing peoples souls. satan is awesome. and awesome is satan. did
you know that a globe fish is an extremely anachronistic species. they really only exist very deeply. j is babbling. he is retarded. i'm really
sorry. i love you all.
There are too many noisy people... UPDATE OVER
1:38 PM:
ROUTINE MAINTENANCE
ROUTINE MAINTENANCE
4:15 PM:
Happy Halloween Bitches... Pictures to ensue... probably. i am so drunk right now. did the pictures ensue? no? well why the fuck not?
OHHH okay. nevermind.
Happy Halloween Bitches... Pictures to ensue... probably. i am so drunk right now. did the pictures ensue? no? well why the fuck not?
OHHH okay. nevermind.
1:20 AM:
I didn't ask your goddamn opinion on how we should do this... now did i? still confused. no. no i didn't. Here's the fucking list. but you
notice how i didn't start with it. yeah. thats right. i'm my own man. i do shit my way or the highway. now dance. I SAID DANCE. here's your
precious list. i hope you choke on it. Sleeping Pics. Videos. Sharpie Dooms. Changefest conclusion. new picoftheeverynowandthen. no
bill cobb this time. sorry. i'm so sorry. 600 irish nuns better watch out. bill will be back. and you can't kill bill.
I didn't ask your goddamn opinion on how we should do this... now did i? still confused. no. no i didn't. Here's the fucking list. but you
notice how i didn't start with it. yeah. thats right. i'm my own man. i do shit my way or the highway. now dance. I SAID DANCE. here's your
precious list. i hope you choke on it. Sleeping Pics. Videos. Sharpie Dooms. Changefest conclusion. new picoftheeverynowandthen. no
bill cobb this time. sorry. i'm so sorry. 600 irish nuns better watch out. bill will be back. and you can't kill bill.