11:20 PM:
wassup skeezes and hizos... new picoftheeverynowandthen, 5 new videos, and the results of changefest money money money 08.... oh
wait, no changefest money money money 08 results yet, but it is finished and will be included in the next update. we are however officially
announcing changefest money money money 08 part 2. set to begin in september and run through december.
you checking out the webcam yet? if not fucking do it!!
wassup skeezes and hizos... new picoftheeverynowandthen, 5 new videos, and the results of changefest money money money 08.... oh
wait, no changefest money money money 08 results yet, but it is finished and will be included in the next update. we are however officially
announcing changefest money money money 08 part 2. set to begin in september and run through december.
you checking out the webcam yet? if not fucking do it!!
12:30 PM:
so we finally got this webcam thing off the ground which is what we've been referring to as our awesome new project, but it only half ass
works sometimes. so i guess try it and if it doesn't work then maybe some other time it will, or it won't. too fucking bad. i've had varying
reports of it's workability and let's just say if it were in high school it may be getting held back a grade or two. but i'm sure i know some
people i could have take a look at it and see if it could work better. fucking woot. so you can find this webcam under the media section, or
on the sitemap under webcam. or you can just click one of the words that say WEBCAM and i'm pretty sure that could take you to the
WEBCAM. or maybe it won't... also wanted to mention that you could join the cause and be our friend on evil myspace
so we finally got this webcam thing off the ground which is what we've been referring to as our awesome new project, but it only half ass
works sometimes. so i guess try it and if it doesn't work then maybe some other time it will, or it won't. too fucking bad. i've had varying
reports of it's workability and let's just say if it were in high school it may be getting held back a grade or two. but i'm sure i know some
people i could have take a look at it and see if it could work better. fucking woot. so you can find this webcam under the media section, or
on the sitemap under webcam. or you can just click one of the words that say WEBCAM and i'm pretty sure that could take you to the
WEBCAM. or maybe it won't... also wanted to mention that you could join the cause and be our friend on evil myspace
10:43 PM:
"tired, very tired, going to bed, fuck you"
so i guess that means i'll be doing this update. new videos, new sleeping pix, the asian connection is probably ready for some new
pictures to jer, i mean, they sure love those sleeping pictures. non sexually. new picoftheeverynowandthen which you should've already
seen. went to evanston today and spent a collective $625 on fireworks. i'm sure that will be talked about in an update in the nigh future.
probably call it chinese sky candy 2 or something derogatory like that. also have a plan for a big update that, if we can fuckstick(figure) it
out, will be pure fucking genious. WET TAINT
"tired, very tired, going to bed, fuck you"
so i guess that means i'll be doing this update. new videos, new sleeping pix, the asian connection is probably ready for some new
pictures to jer, i mean, they sure love those sleeping pictures. non sexually. new picoftheeverynowandthen which you should've already
seen. went to evanston today and spent a collective $625 on fireworks. i'm sure that will be talked about in an update in the nigh future.
probably call it chinese sky candy 2 or something derogatory like that. also have a plan for a big update that, if we can fuckstick(figure) it
out, will be pure fucking genious. WET TAINT
2:09 PM:
put up a couple music videos that actually don't have much to do with the page, except for the fact that i am in the bands, but we gotta
keep this shit show on the road. vino will be up in a couple weeks and maybe we'll update with something bigger. probably update with
some changefest money money money 08 stuff and see how bad he's kicking my ass in that category. if all you lazy salt lake pissants could
just lose a shit-ton more money i could be in the lead, but i guess thanks for nothing...
put up a couple music videos that actually don't have much to do with the page, except for the fact that i am in the bands, but we gotta
keep this shit show on the road. vino will be up in a couple weeks and maybe we'll update with something bigger. probably update with
some changefest money money money 08 stuff and see how bad he's kicking my ass in that category. if all you lazy salt lake pissants could
just lose a shit-ton more money i could be in the lead, but i guess thanks for nothing...
1:06 PM:
went ahead uploaded most of the videos to youtube.com which makes it easier for us to keep track of and easier for you to view all the
stupid shit we deem worthy to exist on the internet. it's like we take your brain and soak it in liquid shit videos and let it soak them all up
till they're gone and your brain is a drippy shit soaked, death infested, plague ridden sack of pus and knowledge. yummmy.
went ahead uploaded most of the videos to youtube.com which makes it easier for us to keep track of and easier for you to view all the
stupid shit we deem worthy to exist on the internet. it's like we take your brain and soak it in liquid shit videos and let it soak them all up
till they're gone and your brain is a drippy shit soaked, death infested, plague ridden sack of pus and knowledge. yummmy.
12:55 AM:
calvin sucks, at not being awesome. thanks j i'll take it from here. so bitches, were back. were black. and not queer. but thats cool. go get
married now. its been awhile since you've had our wit and intelligence grace you. so you're welcome for letting you realize how awesome
we are. updates will be constant. not really. until you pay us. so fuck off. i'm not james joyce. or am i? maybe thats why its been 2 years... i
mean, i am james joyce. i write good stuff. now die in a fire i got beer to drink... tig old!
calvin sucks, at not being awesome. thanks j i'll take it from here. so bitches, were back. were black. and not queer. but thats cool. go get
married now. its been awhile since you've had our wit and intelligence grace you. so you're welcome for letting you realize how awesome
we are. updates will be constant. not really. until you pay us. so fuck off. i'm not james joyce. or am i? maybe thats why its been 2 years... i
mean, i am james joyce. i write good stuff. now die in a fire i got beer to drink... tig old!
12:55 AM:
none of that now. i gotta type up some stupid clever shit for the sheep to read. for the goats to digest. for the... you know, the foreigners.
because they're great!! metaphorically, you know. so it's been awhile and we're back with a vengeance, like that one guy in calvin's
favorite song. you know what i'm talking about. for reals. so i bet you've missed us while we've been away. but no more of that. so we
just realized the point of the updates page is to let you know what we've updated recently. but maybe we'll just let you figure that out.
not really though because i can tell you're already sick of this shit. calvin is so bored he's chasing the cat. so without further adieu:
NEW LAYOUT, added a sitemap for better navigation, new sleeping pics, new videos, new bloodenings, new picoftheeverynowandthen,
new adventure, new sharpie dooms, a new old staff member, and more movie productions that we spend money on and film and don't
edit and in the end it doesn't pay off.. just like our website... thanks vino.
NOTUNDOOM: COSTING J MONEY SINCE 2004
that's right bitches, just like all my friends, family members, and room-mates. WHOOOO fucking tastic
none of that now. i gotta type up some stupid clever shit for the sheep to read. for the goats to digest. for the... you know, the foreigners.
because they're great!! metaphorically, you know. so it's been awhile and we're back with a vengeance, like that one guy in calvin's
favorite song. you know what i'm talking about. for reals. so i bet you've missed us while we've been away. but no more of that. so we
just realized the point of the updates page is to let you know what we've updated recently. but maybe we'll just let you figure that out.
not really though because i can tell you're already sick of this shit. calvin is so bored he's chasing the cat. so without further adieu:
NEW LAYOUT, added a sitemap for better navigation, new sleeping pics, new videos, new bloodenings, new picoftheeverynowandthen,
new adventure, new sharpie dooms, a new old staff member, and more movie productions that we spend money on and film and don't
edit and in the end it doesn't pay off.. just like our website... thanks vino.
NOTUNDOOM: COSTING J MONEY SINCE 2004
that's right bitches, just like all my friends, family members, and room-mates. WHOOOO fucking tastic
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1:04 AM:
maybe that other guy won't be showing up to "bring the funny tonight" so the game may be called on account of drunk... still, put up some
pictures somewhere on the site and uploaded a video to the changefest money money money 08 video page...
1:20 AM:
no, i take that back they are here and there is a chair set up and there will be hamster food fed to someone...
1:33
ok, so, i don't think he's coming back...
1:41
ohhh, shit... nope. it was just jake. he's apparently confused...
1:42
yeahhhh boy, he is back and rubbing things in my hair. yayyyy
1:45
so he said that he might not be able to bring the funny so i poked him until he said he could bring the funny and soon we will enjoy part of
a totinos party pizza!!!
1:54
i'm sorry for all of that. j is really hammered. he doesn't know which way is orange. so yeah. he is fucked. cigarettes do indeed destroy
your taste buds. but i think he has the camera know and will begin stealing peoples souls. satan is awesome. and awesome is satan. did
you know that a globe fish is an extremely anachronistic species. they really only exist very deeply. j is babbling. he is retarded. i'm really
sorry. i love you all.
There are too many noisy people... UPDATE OVER
maybe that other guy won't be showing up to "bring the funny tonight" so the game may be called on account of drunk... still, put up some
pictures somewhere on the site and uploaded a video to the changefest money money money 08 video page...
1:20 AM:
no, i take that back they are here and there is a chair set up and there will be hamster food fed to someone...
1:33
ok, so, i don't think he's coming back...
1:41
ohhh, shit... nope. it was just jake. he's apparently confused...
1:42
yeahhhh boy, he is back and rubbing things in my hair. yayyyy
1:45
so he said that he might not be able to bring the funny so i poked him until he said he could bring the funny and soon we will enjoy part of
a totinos party pizza!!!
1:54
i'm sorry for all of that. j is really hammered. he doesn't know which way is orange. so yeah. he is fucked. cigarettes do indeed destroy
your taste buds. but i think he has the camera know and will begin stealing peoples souls. satan is awesome. and awesome is satan. did
you know that a globe fish is an extremely anachronistic species. they really only exist very deeply. j is babbling. he is retarded. i'm really
sorry. i love you all.
There are too many noisy people... UPDATE OVER
1:38 PM:
ROUTINE MAINTENANCE
ROUTINE MAINTENANCE
4:15 PM:
Happy Halloween Bitches... Pictures to ensue... probably. i am so drunk right now. did the pictures ensue? no? well why the fuck not?
OHHH okay. nevermind.
Happy Halloween Bitches... Pictures to ensue... probably. i am so drunk right now. did the pictures ensue? no? well why the fuck not?
OHHH okay. nevermind.
1:20 AM:
I didn't ask your goddamn opinion on how we should do this... now did i? still confused. no. no i didn't. Here's the fucking list. but you
notice how i didn't start with it. yeah. thats right. i'm my own man. i do shit my way or the highway. now dance. I SAID DANCE. here's your
precious list. i hope you choke on it. Sleeping Pics. Videos. Sharpie Dooms. Changefest conclusion. new picoftheeverynowandthen. no
bill cobb this time. sorry. i'm so sorry. 600 irish nuns better watch out. bill will be back. and you can't kill bill.
I didn't ask your goddamn opinion on how we should do this... now did i? still confused. no. no i didn't. Here's the fucking list. but you
notice how i didn't start with it. yeah. thats right. i'm my own man. i do shit my way or the highway. now dance. I SAID DANCE. here's your
precious list. i hope you choke on it. Sleeping Pics. Videos. Sharpie Dooms. Changefest conclusion. new picoftheeverynowandthen. no
bill cobb this time. sorry. i'm so sorry. 600 irish nuns better watch out. bill will be back. and you can't kill bill.
11:53 PM:
Smart, but not funny:
I don't need your fucking approval. Yeah, I know. We should update more. They don't know, and they don't care. Fucking gooks. I really
doubt that you'd kill me. You don't have the grapes. Family Guy reference. Wow. We're really that in need of material that we'd mine a
show that has no original thought in it. yep. thats post post modern. no spell check, the second post isn't wrong. its avant garde. more
right than you'd ever know you god damn philistine. jesus. that was out there. here is some stuff that we changed. maybe. you don't know.
or do you? what is the nature of existence? sorry to get all philosophical, just look at the new stuff you god damn kykes.
Funny (the less said the better):
poop shit fart. hahahahahahahahahahahaha. whoo! i like shitting. how do you wipe when you shit? what about vomitting? do you like to
vomit? i like to vomit, but only if i don't shit at the same time. bitch. shitting. yeah. poop. poop can be green sometimes. has someone
been using my soap?
New: Sleeping Pics, ChangeFest #2 results, Videos, Picoftheeverynowandthen, Sharpie Dooms, thats it. fuck off.
Smart, but not funny:
I don't need your fucking approval. Yeah, I know. We should update more. They don't know, and they don't care. Fucking gooks. I really
doubt that you'd kill me. You don't have the grapes. Family Guy reference. Wow. We're really that in need of material that we'd mine a
show that has no original thought in it. yep. thats post post modern. no spell check, the second post isn't wrong. its avant garde. more
right than you'd ever know you god damn philistine. jesus. that was out there. here is some stuff that we changed. maybe. you don't know.
or do you? what is the nature of existence? sorry to get all philosophical, just look at the new stuff you god damn kykes.
Funny (the less said the better):
poop shit fart. hahahahahahahahahahahaha. whoo! i like shitting. how do you wipe when you shit? what about vomitting? do you like to
vomit? i like to vomit, but only if i don't shit at the same time. bitch. shitting. yeah. poop. poop can be green sometimes. has someone
been using my soap?
New: Sleeping Pics, ChangeFest #2 results, Videos, Picoftheeverynowandthen, Sharpie Dooms, thats it. fuck off.
12:23 AM:
put up some new backgrounds and i'm sure those will be looked at, just like the others were looked at. i'm sure all you people aren't asian
and come to this website to look at the downloadable backgrounds, not to jerk off to pictures of people sleeping. i mean, what else does
this website have to offer. a bunch of videos of guns and fire and yelling? doom and fake blood on some stuff? poorly written reviews?
stupid shitty photoshopped backgrounds? no one cares about those. i don't even have one as the background to my computer.
just kidding, we're totally awesome and you envy the shit out of us. now do what we tell you and check out our bitchin' super tits website
BACKGROUNDS!!
put up some new backgrounds and i'm sure those will be looked at, just like the others were looked at. i'm sure all you people aren't asian
and come to this website to look at the downloadable backgrounds, not to jerk off to pictures of people sleeping. i mean, what else does
this website have to offer. a bunch of videos of guns and fire and yelling? doom and fake blood on some stuff? poorly written reviews?
stupid shitty photoshopped backgrounds? no one cares about those. i don't even have one as the background to my computer.
just kidding, we're totally awesome and you envy the shit out of us. now do what we tell you and check out our bitchin' super tits website
BACKGROUNDS!!
3:18 PM:
ROUTINE MAINTENANCE
ROUTINE MAINTENANCE
2:54 AM:
Alright. Here we go. I have some shit to talk to you guys about. The website has been updated. I know this relationship is no longer
consensual, you've just grown accustomed to us. Yeah, we've had some good times, but really at this point we're pretty much holding you
hostage. But things were good once and your family still could be safe. You have no idea. This update will change everything though, I
promise. I've thought things through. This update has to change it. OR WE'RE FUCKED. Are we fucked? I guess me not knowing should
answer it. Does it? Oh my god. what if it does? this isn't insecure. It's just the beginning of understanding... I guess. FUCK YOU. I'LL KILL
YOU ALL. IT MATTERED IT FUCKING MATTERED. WE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING. JUST REREAD THE ARCHIVES. REMEMBER THE GOOD
TIMES. I know there were some. FUCK YOU. THE WEBSITE IS BIG. IT ISN'T TINY. YOU'RE A WHORE. OH GOD...
Alright. Here we go. I have some shit to talk to you guys about. The website has been updated. I know this relationship is no longer
consensual, you've just grown accustomed to us. Yeah, we've had some good times, but really at this point we're pretty much holding you
hostage. But things were good once and your family still could be safe. You have no idea. This update will change everything though, I
promise. I've thought things through. This update has to change it. OR WE'RE FUCKED. Are we fucked? I guess me not knowing should
answer it. Does it? Oh my god. what if it does? this isn't insecure. It's just the beginning of understanding... I guess. FUCK YOU. I'LL KILL
YOU ALL. IT MATTERED IT FUCKING MATTERED. WE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING. JUST REREAD THE ARCHIVES. REMEMBER THE GOOD
TIMES. I know there were some. FUCK YOU. THE WEBSITE IS BIG. IT ISN'T TINY. YOU'RE A WHORE. OH GOD...
12:21 AM:
SO, we've had some requests for an update, and we're not gonna lie, 1) it has been a minute since we've updated, 2) we have sufficient
material to update with, 3) we've been a little lazy, but...
4) get off our fucking backs, 5) who the fuck are you to judge us???
6) - 11) are too graphic, violent, offenisve, obscene, or otherwise unexpressable in words,
12) we have NOTUNDOOM.COM shirts now, so buy some and support us so we can update more often...
check out our friends link and go to paperstreetshirts.com and buy some shite....
also we updated some videos, so check that out too...
SO, we've had some requests for an update, and we're not gonna lie, 1) it has been a minute since we've updated, 2) we have sufficient
material to update with, 3) we've been a little lazy, but...
4) get off our fucking backs, 5) who the fuck are you to judge us???
6) - 11) are too graphic, violent, offenisve, obscene, or otherwise unexpressable in words,
12) we have NOTUNDOOM.COM shirts now, so buy some and support us so we can update more often...
check out our friends link and go to paperstreetshirts.com and buy some shite....
also we updated some videos, so check that out too...
3:31 PM:
so, been updating the site, streamlining some stuff, and sorting through stuff and arranging it to make it easier to navigate and cleaner,
blah blah blah... you don't care, so i'll just say that we put up some more DoomCult Doom tattoos... check it out
so, been updating the site, streamlining some stuff, and sorting through stuff and arranging it to make it easier to navigate and cleaner,
blah blah blah... you don't care, so i'll just say that we put up some more DoomCult Doom tattoos... check it out